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catspotter:

slay queen slay






scaryanal:

will you marry me? lol its for a friend










satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you






  • My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long

iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

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Anonymous Asked:
tell us your most embarrassing story

My answer:

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn




ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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  • Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
  • Girl: yeh sure
  • Girl: that's not my belly button
  • Boy: that's not my finger

rneerkat:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot