i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
when that one person you hate in your class speaks
"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.
josh is the person i want to be…drake is the person i am
"talk dirty to me"
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
you can’t spell thug without hug
When you open an exam paper and can’t even answer the first question